Dr Rude - Feelings 2.0
The GF and I were inspired by the Slap video on Youtube and we tried it a few weeks ago. I swear, nothing feels better than consensually slapping the fuck out of your significant other. We had fun. And our faces got a little warmer.
Q:What is your favorite food?
red velvet anything (cake, cookies, etc)
Just an FYI, red velvet isn’t *technically* vegetarian.
isn’t the red just food color? Or am I missing something?
the food coloring is made with crushed beetle wings. i’ll link you if you’d like. a lot of red dyes are, you have to be careful.
that’s awful. red food coloring in excess tastes awful
real red velvet cake gets it’s color from beets.
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hellGetting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.
my kinda nugs.
Q:1-10, 25-30, 32, 38, 42-44, 46-51!
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
My girlfriend wrote a haiku about me…
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yup. Most of my exes did.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Not really. I don’t even know what I would change. Maybe point my ears, but, if I did that, my hearing would change and I can’t have that.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Negative 5 seconds.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
Half a year.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Idk A lot of relationships I’ve been in weren’t like boyfriend/girlfriend. We would just fuck. So I’ll say at least 5.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Her love for animals.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
No, she’s not worth it no matter what she says or gives me.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?